According to The Observer , Shed Productions, the people responsible for such fine camp TV drama as Bad Girls and Footballers’ Wives are going to be teaching a fiction writing course at the Glasgow Caledonian University.

Remember when Shell and Denny escaped from Larkhall, locked Bodybag’s husband in a coffin and then went to Spain. What about when Kyle and Chardonnay couldn’t have a baby, so they borrowed one from Kyle’s mother and then panicked when they found out the baby was a hermaphrodite. Now you too could learn to write story arcs like that.